Introducing our next Senior Player: Shane Lynch

1. Name: Shane Lynch

2. Nickname: Slynch

3. Age: 27

4. Marital status: Single but under pressure

5. Occupation: Part time poker player

6. Team position: Dirty corner back/ Delusional corner forward

7. Tell us one thing that we do not know about you: I’m barred from Croke Park!!!

8. What is your favourite sandwich? 56˚

9. Favourite training drill: Warm down

10. Favourite band/musician: John O’Donoghue- Sunny Afternoon

11. Favourite Film: Goodfellas

12. Favourite toy as a child: A football

13. What movie title would describe your life thus far: Dazed and Confused

14. Best player you have ever played with: Cian Tobin or so he tells me

15. Best player you have ever played against: thussey13

16. Toughest opponent in training: Anybody under 30 and Bish

17. Pre-match meal: A 99

18. Who is the ‘Ladies Man’ of the team? Shane Cronin is after taking over the mantle from the elderly Ryan O’Carroll

19. Worst dress sense: James Devane - no contest

20. Dressing room funny guy: Kieran Herlihy

21. Inter-county player you would like to see transfer to the club: Would be great to get Dara Moynihan back with Spa

22. First thing you would buy if you won the Lotto Jackpot: Shares in Gaelic Plus

23. If you could choose to be an animal, what would you be and why? A cheetah -bit of pace wouldn’t go astray

24. If you could invite any 3 people to dinner, who would they be? Seán Moynihan, Eoin Batt, Aidan Cahill

25. Favourite memory associated with the club: My very first day at training

26. Best thing about playing football: Friendship and craic

27. Advice to youngsters: Enjoy it but make most of it cause soon you’ll be old and getting slower with every passing day of a global pandemic.